Saturday, January 30, 2010

I want my wife to look like Megan Fox. How do I get her to start losing weight?

I want my wife to look like Megan Fox. How do I get her to start losing weight?
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12 comments:

  1. miley cyrusJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    what a D.I.C.K.

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  2. Vanessa HudgensJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    your a complete ahole. wooooow. you wife should leave your a$$

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  3. selena gomezJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Hmm. A better question would be how do you get your head out of your ***?

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  4. justin bieberJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Take the fork out of her hand !!!

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  5. lady gagaJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Why did you marry her if you want her to change? Why are you such a idiot?

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  6. Vanessa HudgensJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    wow you little *********! im sure you dont look like Denzel Washington but your wife doesnt want you to change!!

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  7. taylor lautnerJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    That's rude.You should love your wife. Not make her lose weight to look like some other woman. You should love her for who she is.That's terrible.

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  8. taylor swiftJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Just start pasting megan fox's face over the top of your wife's face in all the photos you have with your wife, and hang them around the house.

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  9. taylor swiftJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    if shes your wife, you should love her for who she is, not what you want her too be. jesus! your one disrespectful loser, i feel sorry for her having a husband who wants her too lose weight, if she weight conscious youve probably just made it worst! poor girl.. i hope she reads this and leaves you! your sick.

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  10. lady gagaJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    I'm sure if your wife knew about your feelings towards her looks she wouldn't be too happy and would only feel more insecure if she is overweight according to you. Its men like you why women tear themselves down and feel so insecure and self-concious because men think what they see on tv is the definition of an ideal beauty. Do you honestly think Megan Fox looks like she does on tv once the airbrush, makeup and eyelashes are removed? The answer is NO! Without makeup Megan Fox looks just like an average girl at the mall. Instead of wanting your wife to look like a 23 year old with a makeup team that costs several thousands of dollars to keep her looking so flawless, encourage her to take better care of herself, try working out with her and don't enable her to eat fast food so much. I guess you have to ask yourself if Megan Fox wants a guy that looks like you? Do you think your wife doesn't have fantasies of her own about male celebrities she may be attracted to? Do you think your wife wants you to look like someone else? You should consider others feelings before you make statements as such. Lol, lastly what makes you think your wife will look like Megan Fox just by losing weight?! Does your wife resemble Megan Fox?

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  11. taylor swiftJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Firstly, I think it depends on what kind of shape you are currently in.For example, its a much more effective way to ask your wife to loose weight if you suggest that you get fit together. As by suggesting she loose weight, she will most likely get defensive, depressed and resent you for it, but by tackling it as a group activity she will be more likely to agree.If you are already in great shape and have a consistent routine, tell her you would love to spend the extra time with her, voicing how great exercising makes you feel and how much fun you'll have together. Also, aim at the 'health' aspect rather than the aesthetic dimension, as its less offensive.If you don't actually want to work out with her, you can still go to the gym with her yet she can go do cardio while you do weights, or possibly get involved in some of the classes like Pilate's on spin classes. She may also have some friends that are already involved in some routine, talk to them and suggest they insist she gets involved. Lastly, you can ask her in a way, with the angle that you really want to get fit but would love some support from her in doing it. That way she will not only be more likely to get involved, but the two of you will be able to support each other which is vital, which can benefit you as well. If i didn't have a gym partner and someone relying on me i doubt i would be getting up at 6:30 every morning to hit the gym.I understand your awkward situation, as seemingly superficial as it may seem to some, it is important to be physically attracted to the person and well as emotionally.

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  12. taylor swiftJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    Best Answer - Chosen by Voters And I bet you're no Brad Pitt. Moron.

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